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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to
become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a
suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds
and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy,
we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The
policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows
his profile.."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes
the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The
second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be
too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman
angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course
only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture
of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up
with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to
the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is
your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds
"...think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The blonde
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
"Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is
surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know
himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's
an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I
check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves
the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in
his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his
face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect
does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you
able to make such an astute observation?" "That's easy," the
blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he
only has one eye and one ear."
     
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