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One of my friends works in the customer service call
center of a national pager company. He deals with the
usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well
as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged
less often, more often, or by more interesting people.
The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained
that he keeps being paged by "Lucille."
He was instructed that he would have to call her and
tell her to stop paging him.
"She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her
back," he said.
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he
knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number.
"She leaves her name," was the reply.
After establishing that the customer had a numeric-only
pager, the light bulb came on.
"How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked.
"L-O-W C-E-L-L," came the reply.
Another problem solved.
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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most
adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this
makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know
the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes
home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know
the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and
says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home
from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't
say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day
when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets
him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and
says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."
     
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