A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his
head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says,
"About 2 hours."
The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in
the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and
half." The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop, and says, "Hey
Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing
hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill where did he go when he
left here?"
Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
     
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