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CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30
p.m. Please use the back door. For those of you who have
children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will
be discontinued until further notice. Remember in prayer the
many who are sick of our church and community.
On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS
GOOD, Dr. Hargreaves is better.
Potluck supper:, prayer and medication to follow.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church
secretary.
The ladies of the church have cast-off clothing of every kind
and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
The associate minister unveiled the church's new campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Choir invites members of the congregation who enjoy sinning
to join the choir.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What
is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Irving Beltson and Jessie were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All
ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the
B.S.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north
ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving
milk please come early.
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones
will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
Thursday at 5 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the
minister in his private study.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church
hall. Music will follow.
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for
testes.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come
forward and lay an egg on the altar.
     
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