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A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was
stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did
not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and
said, "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full."
The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have
vacancies."
The desk clerkstammered and then said curtly, "You know that
we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of
town..."
Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeable and said, "I'll have you
know I converted to your religion."
The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test.
How was Jesus born?" Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born to a
virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem."
"Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."
Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born in a manger."
"That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in
amanger?"
Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, "Because a jerk like you in the
hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"
     
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