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Men Vs. Women One Liners:
Men get laid, but women get screwed - Quentin Crisp
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get
lucky. A woman already knows. - Frederick Ryder
Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place. -
Billy Crystal.
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please,
I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave? -
Beverly Mickins
Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women?
So that we may love you instead of laugh at you. - Mrs.
Patrick Campbell
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual
desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. - Sanskrit
proverb
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women
want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show
me somebody naked.' - Jerry Seinfeld
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it
independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call
it fear of commitment. - Warren Farrell
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One
is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other
is to let her have it. - Lyndon B. Johnson
God made man before woman to give him time to think of an
answer for her first question. - Anonymous
     
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