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A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the
Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting
to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists
practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in
our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a
petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the
chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good
reasons, since:

1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew
that the chemical was water. The title of his prize winning
project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion
is obvious.

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