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A salesman, a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist all
used to meet at the coffee shop each morning before work.
All were married except the salesman. Finally, the salesman
got married, and, while he was away on his honeymoon, the
others continued to meet.
"I think we ought to have a little fun with Joe," suggested
the carpenter. "I'll sneak into his house and weaken the
bed-slats."
"And I can do some hot-wiring in the mattress," suggested the
electrician.
"Well," smiled the dentist, "I'm not going to tell you what
I'll do. Just wait and see."
The morning after his return from the honeymoon, the salesman
stomped into the coffee shop. "Ya know fellas, I didn't mind
the bedslats collapsing. And I didn't even mind the
hot-wiring so much either. But I sure as hell could have
killed the guy who mixed Novocaine in with the Vaseline !!
     
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