A guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. After
a few minutes, the waitress comes to the table and asks the
guy what he'd like. "I'd like a quickie".
The waitress blushes and says, "That's not funny, sir. Now,
what would you like to order?"
"I'd really like a quickie". The waitress slaps him hard
and storms off angrily.
Another customer, overhearing the conversation, leans over
and says to the guy, "Um, I think that it's pronounced
'quiche'"
     
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