To women who want babies. I, handsome, WM, will inseminate
the natural way.
If you're short/tall, petite/large, young/elderly, blonde/red
head/brunette, I'm your man.
Do you like claustrophobic spaces? Anti-social young woman
seeks someone who hates the light of day. Smokers and drug
takers preferred. No vegetarians. I'm mean, nasty and give as
good as I get. Any takers?
No Cosmo Readers. Berkeley grad student (24, 5'8", 165lbs,
dark hair, eyes, temperament) longs to be seduced by
beautiful older woman, 35-ish. My idea of foreplay is getting
undressed in front of a mirror. Hobbies include Charlie's
Angels reruns and baby seal clubbing. You: look great in a
bathing suit and can educate me on and off the golf course.
Girls ever wish you could pee standing up? Stop squatting in
the woods, start using urinals. My ex-girlfriend showed me. I
can teach you. Individual or group lessons available.
     
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