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Men would be as attentive AFTER marriage as they were before.
Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as
hard for none of the credit.
Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.
Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there
would be no pictures.
Men would learn phrases like: I'm sorry, I love you, You're
beautiful, Of course you don't look fat in that outfit, Go
to sleep-I'll take care of the baby, etc.
Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their
accomplishments.
Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.
All toilet seats would be nailed down.
Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their
careers.
All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so
they can't pretend to be single.
After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity
leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.
For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a
two-year old for six weeks.
Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men
hiding wedding rings in their pockets.
     
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