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Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was
smoking a cigarette.
It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse,
took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her
cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is
it that you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could
purchase condoms at the chemist.
When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with
all the questions went into the chemist and asked the
pharmacist if he sold condoms.
The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that
this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her,
"What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit
a Camel, please."
     
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