My wife & I were expecting our first child while we were stationed in Corpus Christi, TX. We were at our first OB/GYN exam with an old crusty Doc that was probably delivering babies in the Alamo. Nice guy, but seen it all, heard it all a million times.
I was stuttering around searching for the right words to ask when we "should stop....you know.....relations?"
The Doc's answer was priceless, "Sonny, as long as you don't get in my way in the delivery room, I don't care!"
