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NEW SECRETS DISCOVERED...
If you find something you like, buy a lifetime supply, because
they will stop making it.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the
track.
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle too.
This is as bad as it can get... but don't bet on it.
There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.
The facts, although interesting, are generally irrelevant.
The world gets a little better every day, and worse in the
evening.
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real
world.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no
simpler.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met
everybody.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in
mind to blame.
     
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