Not for the easily offended:
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant
following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served
at the next table.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste!
Those are the bull's testicles from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!"
The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the
hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am sorry senor. There is only one
serving per day because there is only one bull fight each
morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we
will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the American returned, placed his order,
and then that evening he was served the one and only special
delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his
platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I
saw you served yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
     
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