One day a blonde tried to commit suicide so she was admitted.
When she sat down for her first session of therapy, the shrink noticed that she was lacking a thumb. He asked "What happened to your thumb?"
She replied, "Well, I was going to shoot myself in the chest, but suddenly realized that I had spent $3000 for breast implants and there was no way that I was going to waste that money by shooting myself there. So I decided to shoot myself in the mouth, but suddenly realized that I had spent $30,000 in dental bills and there was no way that I was going to waste that money by shooting myself there. Then I decided to shoot myself in the temple, but suddenly realized that it was going to be loud so I plugged my thumb into my ear." (from Callie Hall)
