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Mac died at the controls of a plane and went to pilot's hell,
where he found a hideous devil and three doors.
The devil was busy escorting other pilots to various "hell
rooms". He said, "I'll be right back don't go away," and he
vanished.
Sneaking over to the first door, Mac peeked in and saw a
cockpit where the pilot was condemned to forever run through
preflight checks. He slammed the door and peeked into the
second. There, alarms rang and red lights flashed while a
pilot had to avoid one emergency after another.
Unable to imagine a worse fate Mac cautiously opened the
third door. He was amazed to see many beautiful, scantily
clad flight attendants answering to a captain's every whim.
He quickly returned to his place seconds before the devil
reappeared. "Okay, Mac," said the devil, "Which door will it
be, number 1 or number 2?"
"Um, I want door number 3," answered Mac.
"Sorry," said the devil. "You can't have door number 3,
that's flight attendants' hell."
     
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